trying too hard enough

mining for internet gems, talking about my problems.

the60sbazaar:

Elizabeth Taylor sits at Cleopatra’s makeup table 

the60sbazaar:

Elizabeth Taylor sits at Cleopatra’s makeup table 

marvel1980s:

1991 - Flic Disposables mock ad from Marvel Swimsuit edition

marvel1980s:

1991 - Flic Disposables mock ad from Marvel Swimsuit edition

thisistheglamorous:

We Should All Aspire To Have A LinkedIn Profile Like Shaq’s
That’s Dr. O’Neal to you.

"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

(Source: alanabloom)

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 


I AM ALLERGIC TO TIDE! MORTAL, YOU LIVE AGAIN THIS DAY.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

I AM ALLERGIC TO TIDE! MORTAL, YOU LIVE AGAIN THIS DAY.

(Source: theconjuringmovie)

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.
Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

Wow. Why would you take a picture of that?!

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

Wow. Why would you take a picture of that?!

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

devildoll:
queenofthadamned:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

Lol

queenofthadamned:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

Lol

(Source: imgfave)

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