
about 30 mins. of stephen fry being very motivating. now, what to do with my life, and i cant keep talking about myself all the time.
What I Wish I’d Known When I Was 18, an interview by Peter Samuelson
“some velvet morning when i’m straight…”
that’s how i’m feeling lately. just waiting for everything to be perfect. it’s getting there. i cant keep focusing on how, or when, or why the bottom will fall out. i need to keep looking up. no more self-fulfilling prophecies of doom gloom misery and sadness. no-siree- bob. just easy mornings. and hot blonds. and moustaches. and horses.
seriously, it’s been a long time since i’ve been depressed like i used to be.
Use it on your sister and her dumb friends.
Sublimely perfect 90s.
totally looks like a comercial you’d see on nickelodeon between hey dude and salute your shorts. exept, you know, ipods.
yep. this is a gem.
Bruce Willis Seagrams Commercial (Singing on Porch) (via halstead21)
(via sexual)
double you tee eff.
wait, what? ok? flowers, i get it?
…. and i dont mean by fuckin,’ sellin babies on the black market, or what have you. i mean you know, cosmetic vaginoplasty, and pink tints to make them look more “youthful.” (i guess brown girls never have youthful vages.)